Mobvognarl Vogfutstikmut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy hippopotamus.

Mobvognarl Vogfutstikmut created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobvognarl Vogfutstikmut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobvognarl Vogfutstikmut, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Mobvognarl Vogfutstikmut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mobvognarl Vogfutstikmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Do not kill birds.