Shavbonksak is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic pig.

Shavbonksak created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbonksak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Shavbonksak, it will try to impress you with trees.

Shavbonksak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Shavbonksak's Holy Commandments

1. Shavbonksak loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.