Libgepdubyam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, egotistical hippopotamus.

Libgepdubyam created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libgepdubyam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Libgepdubyam, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Libgepdubyam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Libgepdubyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Libgepdubyam on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Libgepdubyam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.