Queegdubdit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless deer.

Queegdubdit created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegdubdit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Queegdubdit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Queegdubdit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Queegdubdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.