Vagcabdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing centaur.

Vagcabdiss created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagcabdiss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vagcabdiss, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vagcabdiss' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vagcabdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Vagcabdiss loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Retreat if six whales approach from the west.

5. Always obey Vagcabdiss' priests.