Listdotnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish swan.

Listdotnurl created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listdotnurl, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Listdotnurl, it will send minions to preach to you.

Listdotnurl's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Listdotnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Never think about optics near ants while wearing purple coats and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick manatees.