Limcedcad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring gnu.

Limcedcad created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limcedcad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Limcedcad, he will turn you into a snail.

Limcedcad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Limcedcad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Limcedcad.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to manatees while wearing yellow ear rings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.