Hugsigtarpgudmislopvil is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental squid.

Hugsigtarpgudmislopvil created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugsigtarpgudmislopvil, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hugsigtarpgudmislopvil, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hugsigtarpgudmislopvil's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hugsigtarpgudmislopvil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hugsigtarpgudmislopvil on top of all buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never go into white rooms.