Armtennurt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective seal.

Armtennurt created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Armtennurt, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Armtennurt, she will turn you into a duck.

Armtennurt's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Armtennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.