Futtim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful hummingbird.

Futtim created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futtim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Futtim, he will turn you into a mouse.

Futtim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Futtim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Futtim.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Always help voles in need.