Febnutmut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate camel.

Febnutmut created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Febnutmut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Febnutmut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Febnutmut's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Febnutmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not keep six tapirs in a large pit.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always look after injured voles.