Sterlarpbap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind otter.

Sterlarpbap created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterlarpbap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sterlarpbap, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sterlarpbap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sterlarpbap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Never eat green fruit.