Yimdunteen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic cow.

Yimdunteen created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimdunteen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimdunteen, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yimdunteen's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yimdunteen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.