Fligcenbun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, impressive faun.

Fligcenbun created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Fligcenbun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fligcenbun, she will destroy your home planet.

Fligcenbun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fligcenbun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fligcenbun three times a day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Put Fligcenbun first in all things.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.