Didtaphiveenjarnnel is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, contented wren.

Didtaphiveenjarnnel created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Didtaphiveenjarnnel, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Didtaphiveenjarnnel, she will torture you forever.

Didtaphiveenjarnnel's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Didtaphiveenjarnnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never think about dark energy near seals while wearing indigo rings and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.