Lincitveggepbattettifetkab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced dragon.

Lincitveggepbattettifetkab created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lincitveggepbattettifetkab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lincitveggepbattettifetkab, he will be very sad.

Lincitveggepbattettifetkab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lincitveggepbattettifetkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to grasshopers while wearing orange skirts.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Do not listen to music.