Hotdudgil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring dragon.

Hotdudgil created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Hotdudgil, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hotdudgil, she will think nothing of it.

Hotdudgil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hotdudgil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Run away if six cats approach from the east.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Never pour water over plants.