Wodzigdid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic snail.

Wodzigdid created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodzigdid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wodzigdid, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wodzigdid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wodzigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Wodzigdid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Wodzigdid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Do not make images of living things.