Yokyokfodyart is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless tortoise.

Yokyokfodyart created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yokyokfodyart, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yokyokfodyart, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yokyokfodyart's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yokyokfodyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never think about gravity near capybaras while wearing brown shoes and balancing nine silicon spheres on your face.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never feed grapes to foxes while wearing red boots.

5. Respect your elders.