Viggofcen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic wombat.

Viggofcen created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viggofcen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Viggofcen, he will destroy your home planet.

Viggofcen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Viggofcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Viggofcen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Viggofcen on top of important buildings.

5. Put Viggofcen first in all things.