Dodgemdag Camgebzan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving wombat.

Dodgemdag Camgebzan created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodgemdag Camgebzan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dodgemdag Camgebzan, he will turn you into a dog.

Dodgemdag Camgebzan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dodgemdag Camgebzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.