Ponbodzimjin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing hydra.

Ponbodzimjin created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbodzimjin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ponbodzimjin, she will think nothing of it.

Ponbodzimjin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ponbodzimjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Always wear white.