Rutfidgod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, calm clam.

Rutfidgod created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutfidgod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rutfidgod, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rutfidgod's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rutfidgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rutfidgod on top of all buildings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rutfidgod.

5. Always stare at clouds.