Gebjenomin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating mole.

Gebjenomin created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebjenomin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gebjenomin, she will turn you into a duck.

Gebjenomin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gebjenomin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gebjenomin nine times a day.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Gebjenomin loves tortoises, so they must be respected.