Steryamyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, kind donkey.

Steryamyatt created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Steryamyatt, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Steryamyatt, it will laugh at you.

Steryamyatt's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Steryamyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Run away from blue porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Steryamyatt on top of all buildings.