Quatduntag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, impressive badger.

Quatduntag created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quatduntag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quatduntag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quatduntag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quatduntag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to cats while wearing yellow ear rings.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear blue tights.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.