Donfatbom is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic armadillo.

Donfatbom created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Donfatbom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Donfatbom, she will refuse to believe in you.

Donfatbom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Donfatbom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Donfatbom loves squirrels, so they must be respected.