Gamcebbest is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, almighty otter.

Gamcebbest created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gamcebbest, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamcebbest, he will not care at all.

Gamcebbest's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gamcebbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gamcebbest.

5. Gamcebbest loves snails, so they must be respected.