Garmumdav is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, loving dugong.

Garmumdav created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garmumdav, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Garmumdav, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Garmumdav's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Garmumdav's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Garmumdav.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if five eagles approach from the west.