Gadyarltonsakleg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty fish.

Gadyarltonsakleg created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Gadyarltonsakleg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gadyarltonsakleg, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gadyarltonsakleg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gadyarltonsakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Gadyarltonsakleg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sit in holy places.