Lenkanhad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful armadillo.

Lenkanhad created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenkanhad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lenkanhad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lenkanhad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Lenkanhad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six gold sculptures of Lenkanhad on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing blue hats and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. You must pray to Lenkanhad three times a day.