Nurtbugnill is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic hydra.

Nurtbugnill created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbugnill, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurtbugnill, it will turn you into a rock.

Nurtbugnill's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nurtbugnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of geese.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Do not take Nurtbugnill's name in vain.