Bugtarprow is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able spider.

Bugtarprow created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtarprow, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bugtarprow, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bugtarprow's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bugtarprow's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bugtarprow.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.