Dubbosshub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless pig.

Dubbosshub created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubbosshub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dubbosshub, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dubbosshub's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dubbosshub's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never think about planets.