Listgigtetti is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humane shark.

Listgigtetti created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listgigtetti, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Listgigtetti, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Listgigtetti's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Listgigtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing brown boots and balancing seven titanium spheres on your head.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if five mites approach from the east.