Xenlidlop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking crocodile.

Xenlidlop created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenlidlop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xenlidlop, he will come to you in dreams.

Xenlidlop's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Xenlidlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to nematodes while wearing white shorts.