Ladarfjig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, egotistical dugong.

Ladarfjig created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladarfjig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ladarfjig, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ladarfjig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ladarfjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.