Vegdosslun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair chinchilla.

Vegdosslun created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegdosslun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vegdosslun, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vegdosslun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vegdosslun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to hamsters while wearing pink scarves.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.