Lopbigsat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless swan.

Lopbigsat created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopbigsat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lopbigsat, it will turn you into a dog.

Lopbigsat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lopbigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lopbigsat.

5. Never wear scarves.