Doglatbidsin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic slug.

Doglatbidsin created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Doglatbidsin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Doglatbidsin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Doglatbidsin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Doglatbidsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.