Davbidbot Gedgiltabsawhonfob Davtomrenhatgadwig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking goblin.

Davbidbot Gedgiltabsawhonfob Davtomrenhatgadwig created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbidbot Gedgiltabsawhonfob Davtomrenhatgadwig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Davbidbot Gedgiltabsawhonfob Davtomrenhatgadwig, it will turn you into a mole.

Davbidbot Gedgiltabsawhonfob Davtomrenhatgadwig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Davbidbot Gedgiltabsawhonfob Davtomrenhatgadwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not eat corn.