Bomnillgup is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying giraffe.

Bomnillgup created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bomnillgup, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomnillgup, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bomnillgup's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bomnillgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Never talk about dark energy near otters while wearing fawn scarves.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.