Gilfarged is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing penguin.

Gilfarged created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilfarged, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gilfarged, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gilfarged's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gilfarged's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray immersed in water.