Bigyikkiknib is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic hydra.

Bigyikkiknib created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigyikkiknib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigyikkiknib, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bigyikkiknib's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bigyikkiknib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Worship no other gods but Bigyikkiknib.