Banfutbet is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring newt.

Banfutbet created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Banfutbet, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Banfutbet, she will turn you into a mole.

Banfutbet's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Banfutbet's Holy Commandments

1. Banfutbet must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing orange shirts and balancing three silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Worship no other gods but Banfutbet.