Watcussrigvol is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair capybara.

Watcussrigvol created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Watcussrigvol, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Watcussrigvol, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Watcussrigvol's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Watcussrigvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide from purple cats for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Watcussrigvol in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.