Inggidmip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, weak squid.

Inggidmip created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Inggidmip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Inggidmip, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Inggidmip's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Inggidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four nickel sculptures of Inggidmip on top of important buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Inggidmip.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.