Mingodlunstik is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent jellyfish.

Mingodlunstik created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mingodlunstik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mingodlunstik, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Mingodlunstik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mingodlunstik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mingodlunstik.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.