Wanbunvidcanmad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing spider.

Wanbunvidcanmad created light four years ago.

If you believe in Wanbunvidcanmad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanbunvidcanmad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wanbunvidcanmad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wanbunvidcanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Never paint your legs white.

3. Never think about dark energy near voles while wearing purple jumpers and balancing three carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Never mention swans.