Bomzog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing squid.

Bomzog created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bomzog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bomzog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bomzog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bomzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Put Bomzog first in all things.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.